Melaninfarts - FART Bitch In the Woods - Bubbly buttcrack farts

You thought you were coming to just take a nice little stroll in the woods with me and my friend goddess si, but of course, we had other plans for you. we had so much to eat, and that ice cream shop that we stopped that before this hike definitely didn’t help your position, or maybe it did. so now you’re going to sit in the hot woods with your skin sweating and your nose wide open smelling our rancid ,eggy, bubbly, nasty raunchy, potent farts.. and there’s nothing you can do about it.