Madame Marissa - You aren't able to do anything right - so you'll just be a chair! (small version)

You’re a real slacker – no matter what job one gives to you, you fail! now you’re in a position where you don’t have to do anything anymore – you just have to survive! i’ll use you as a piece of furniture, sit down on your face with my full weight and flatten your face under my ass. you don’t have to do anything to be a chair – and therefore you won’t let me down again! but since i’m so dissatisfied with you, i won’t be motivated to get up often or let you breathe for a long time … and if i let kindly let you breathe, i’ll just drop my ass back down on your face hard … i wouldn’t sit down carefully on a couch either! so, let’s see if we finally found a purpose for you, loser – or if you’re even too dumb to be a piece of furniture!