Butt Wrestling Inc - Beware the Ides of March

Famously, shakespeare wrote this in his play julius caesar, as a warning that he would be betrayed!  and we all know how that ended.  now beckie and stevie are going to wrestle on march 15th, but only as long as no one farts, because that would be a true betrayal.  will beckie keep her word or will she betray stevie in the back with a warm, toxic gas!